It better have...
Fisting levels
Cunt punt Knock Outs
Bitch slaps
Spanking
s**t-Flinging
A mini-game in which the sexes compete to see who can kick a puppy the highest.
Drive-by shootouts
Elaborate chase sections (in vehicles, preferably Apache gunships)
and finally...
Super Soakers unless this is a kids game in which case give all the kids cyanide capsules and tell them they're Skittles. |